Showing posts with label pregnancy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pregnancy. Show all posts
Monday, October 24, 2011

My Current Book Lusts... Truth is Stranger Than Fiction

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Most of my friends who are going to have kids, already have at least one, but there are a few stragglers out there who might benefit from my...
Monday, July 18, 2011

A Horse is a Horse, Of Course.

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I think a lot of us wondered what it would be like to be a parent. I know I sure did, especially during the times when I wasn’t so sure I wa...
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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

My Magnificent Mommy Mound

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Yup, that's all me. Well, me and Spawn. "Magnificent Mommy Mound..." that's what my husband refers to my growing belly...
Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Sausage, Unicorns and Childbirth, Oh My!

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So, I think I'm going to be OK with the nitty gritty details of childbirth. Pain, while not a fan, the idea of it isn't freaking ...
Monday, January 24, 2011

Bra Shopping In A Virtual (y Crazy) World

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Caveat Lector (Let the reader beware, it's another blog post about boobs, but no graphic details). So the time is fast approaching whe...
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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Lucky, Lucky Me

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I have been bitching about a lot of things on this blog and I wanted to switch things up for a bit and rave about how lucky and extraordinar...
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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

My Lovely Lady Lumps

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My Eyes Are Up HERE!!!  I have had an unusual relationship with my breasts. We've run the gamut, them and I, in a way I think most o...

And Now For Something Completely Different...

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If I could take a brief break here from my usual sarcastic, dark humor, I wanted to talk about something serious. Regularly scheduled progra...
Monday, November 15, 2010

It's Alive (& Kicking)!

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So I've been feeling the baby move for quite awhile now, starting around 13 weeks I think (going on 23 now). The other day she got hiccu...
Saturday, November 13, 2010

Congratulations! It's a.... Freak!

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How about breast feeding this one?!!? So, we had our second trimester ultrasound on November 1st, and aside from checking the regular s...
Tuesday, November 9, 2010

I Do Have a Filter, Really!

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Just so you know, there really are some things that are too personal for me to share on here. Something happened the other day that was just...

Ahhh! I've Sprung a Leak!

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File this post under the heading of "More Things They Don't Tell You About Being Pregnant, For Good Reason." For those of you ...
Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Why Didn't Anyone Tell Me This Was An Option?!!?

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Aww, look! It's a... really creepy robot baby! Just when you thought it couldn't get weirder... "Japanese researchers crea...
Friday, October 8, 2010

I Blame Men! (This post probably falls into TMI territory)

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I'm pretty sure Martha Stewart demo'd how to make these last week. There is no way a woman would let this design fly. It had to ...
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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Where's My Glow, Goddamnit!

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Alrighty, I'm now 16 weeks. Still battling nausea (but it's better), still not much of an appetite either. Belly's getting bigge...
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Thursday, September 23, 2010

All Right, Mr. DeMille, I'm Ready For My Close-Up!

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Me at 14 weeks Me at about 12 weeks Alrighty, here begins the parade of pregnancy photos of me and my belly. I have to confess that ...
Monday, September 20, 2010

Pregnancy Has Turned Me Into a Hormonal Psycho!

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(For those of you hoping for a bit of schadenfreude, you're about to be disappointed.) So, one of my big fears about being pregnant (a...
Thursday, September 16, 2010

Don't Worry, It's A Keeper!

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This is just what my dream was like.              Now some of you may have been understandably concerned about my lack of gushing about ...
Friday, September 3, 2010

I'm Pregnant, Yea?

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Yup, as my friend Matt would say, I'm "all knocked up and shit." Tomorrow will be 12 weeks, first trimester already over! Seem...